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Dried Mushrooms · Dried
Penis Envy
Famously strong. For experienced users planning a full session.
High+DriedVisualEuphoric
- Potency: High+
- Dried · 3.5g / 7g
- Discreet, unbranded packaging
- 19+ · ID checked at the door
- Same-day in Toronto, Ottawa & Gatineau
$50.00In stock
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At a glance
Penis Envy is a dried product in our Dried Mushrooms range. Famously strong. For experienced users planning a full session. Potency class: High+. Price: from $50.00. Same-day delivery in Toronto, Ottawa and Gatineau.
Good for
- Experienced users
- Planned sessions with a trusted sitter
Not ideal for
- First-timers
- Busy or unfamiliar places
About Penis Envy
One of the best-known strong strains in the cubensis world, and a High+ strain on our scale. Our team's notes: Visual · Euphoric.
How to recognise it: Thick, dense stems with small caps that often stay closed.
On our scale it's High+, the strongest of our three classes, for experienced users only.
Prefer capsules? Penis Envy Capsules holds the same strain in measured capsules.
Key facts
- Product: Penis Envy
- What it's for: Famously strong. For experienced users planning a full session
- Category: Dried Mushrooms
- Format: Dried
- Options: 3.5g, 7g
- Potency class: High+
- Team notes: Visual · Euphoric
- Line: Classic
- Price: from $50.00
- Payment: Interac e-Transfer
- Delivery: Same-day in 3–5 hours (Toronto, Ottawa, Gatineau); Canada-wide 2–5 business days
Before you start
- Start low. Begin with a small amount, especially with a new product.
- Go slow. Wait at least 90 minutes before taking more. Effects vary with the amount, your body and your surroundings.
- Set and setting. A calm, familiar place and, for stronger products, a sober friend.
- Check with a doctor if you take other medication. We don't make medical claims.
Details
Specs, storage & delivery.
Product specifications
- Category
- Dried Mushrooms
- Format
- Dried
- Options
- 3.5g, 7g
- Potency class
- High+
- Team notes
- Visual · Euphoric
- Line
- Classic
- SKU
- MZ-PENIS-ENVY
Storage
Keep the bag sealed in a cool, dry, dark place. Light, heat and moisture reduce potency over time.
Delivery & shipping
| Same-day delivery | 3–5 hours | Free over $120 · $15 on $50–$120 |
|---|---|---|
| Express delivery | Under 3 hours | $15 flat rate |
| Canada-wide shipping | 2–5 business days | Free over $120 · $15 flat rate |
Payment
Interac e-Transfer only. Payment details arrive by email after you place the order. Coupons and FUNGI CA$H apply at checkout.
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| Jack Frost | High+ | A frosty-white cross, reported from Albino Tidal Wave × True Albino Teacher | from $35.00 |
| Ghost | High+ | A near-white albino strain on our High+ shelf | from $50.00 |
| Penis Envy | High+ | Famously strong | from $50.00 |
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| Tidal Wave | High+ | A strong cross, reported to combine Penis Envy and B+ | from $60.00 |
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Questions
Penis Envy FAQ.
What is Penis Envy for?
Famously strong. For experienced users planning a full session. Good for: Experienced users, planned sessions with a trusted sitter.
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What sizes or options does Penis Envy come in?
3.5g $35.00 (sold out); 7g $50.00.
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Is there a multi-buy deal on Penis Envy?
Yes. 3.5g: 2 for $50.00; 3.5g: 4 for $90.00; 7g: 2 for $90.00; 7g: 4 for $170.00. Multi-buy prices apply automatically in the cart.
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How strong is Penis Envy?
Penis Envy is classed High+, the strongest of our three classes, for experienced users only. The class describes the strain, not a serving size.
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Is Penis Envy good for beginners?
No. Penis Envy is High+, our strongest class. Start with Golden Teacher.
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Is Penis Envy in stock?
Yes. 7g are available now.
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Can I add Penis Envy to a bundle?
Yes. Any 3 products save 10%, 4 save 15%, 5 save 20% and 6 or more save 25%. Open the bundle builder.
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How fast can I get Penis Envy?
Same-day in Toronto, Ottawa and Gatineau in 3–5 hours; express under 3 hours; Canada-wide in 2–5 business days. Free over $120.
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How do I pay for Penis Envy?
By Interac e-Transfer. After you place the order, you get the payment details by email; we prepare your order once the transfer arrives. How e-Transfer payment works.
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How should I store Penis Envy?
Keep the bag sealed in a cool, dry, dark place. Light, heat and moisture reduce potency over time.
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