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Edibles · Chocolate bar
Utopia Chocolate Bar · Penis Envy
Penis Envy chocolate that breaks into pieces for easier portioning. Flavours: Cereal Milk, Cookies & Cream, Krispy Krunch, Milk Chocolate, Skor, StrawberryM.
High+Chocolate bar
- Chocolate bar · Cereal Milk · 5g / Cookies & Cream · 5g / Krispy Krunch · 5g / Milk Chocolate · 5g / Skor · 5g / StrawberryM · 5g
- Discreet, unbranded packaging
- 19+ · ID checked at the door
- Same-day in Toronto, Ottawa & Gatineau
$45.00In stock
This option is sold out
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- Discreet, unbranded packaging · 19+ only
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At a glance
Utopia Chocolate Bar · Penis Envy is a chocolate bar product in our Edibles range. Penis Envy chocolate that breaks into pieces for easier portioning. Flavours: Cereal Milk, Cookies & Cream, Krispy Krunch, Milk Chocolate, Skor, StrawberryM. Price: $45.00. Same-day delivery in Toronto, Ottawa and Gatineau.
Good for
- Anyone who dislikes the earthy taste
- Portioning piece by piece
Not ideal for
- Anyone in a hurry: edibles take longer to come on
Key facts
- Product: Utopia Chocolate Bar · Penis Envy
- What it's for: Penis Envy chocolate that breaks into pieces for easier portioning. Flavours: Cereal Milk, Cookies & Cream, Krispy Krunch, Milk Chocolate, Skor, StrawberryM
- Category: Edibles
- Format: Chocolate bar
- Options: Cereal Milk · 5g, Cookies & Cream · 5g, Krispy Krunch · 5g, Milk Chocolate · 5g, Skor · 5g, StrawberryM · 5g
- Strain: Penis Envy
- Price: $45.00
- Payment: Interac e-Transfer
- Delivery: Same-day in 3–5 hours (Toronto, Ottawa, Gatineau); Canada-wide 2–5 business days
Before you start
- Start low. Begin with a small amount, especially with a new product.
- Go slow. Wait at least 90 minutes before taking more. Edibles and teas are digested first, so they usually take longer to come on.
- Set and setting. A calm, familiar place and, for stronger products, a sober friend.
- Check with a doctor if you take other medication. We don't make medical claims.
Details
Specs, storage & delivery.
Product specifications
- Category
- Edibles
- Format
- Chocolate bar
- Options
- Cereal Milk · 5g, Cookies & Cream · 5g, Krispy Krunch · 5g, Milk Chocolate · 5g, Skor · 5g, StrawberryM · 5g
- Strain
- Penis Envy
- SKU
- MZ-UTOPIA-CHOCOLATE-BAR-PEN
Storage
Keep sealed, away from heat and direct sun, and out of reach of children and pets.
Delivery & shipping
| Same-day delivery | 3–5 hours | Free over $120 · $15 on $50–$120 |
|---|---|---|
| Express delivery | Under 3 hours | $15 flat rate |
| Canada-wide shipping | 2–5 business days | Free over $120 · $15 flat rate |
Payment
Interac e-Transfer only. Payment details arrive by email after you place the order. Coupons and FUNGI CA$H apply at checkout.
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Questions
Utopia Chocolate Bar · Penis Envy FAQ.
What is Utopia Chocolate Bar · Penis Envy for?
Penis Envy chocolate that breaks into pieces for easier portioning. Flavours: Cereal Milk, Cookies & Cream, Krispy Krunch, Milk Chocolate, Skor, StrawberryM. Good for: Anyone who dislikes the earthy taste, portioning piece by piece.
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What sizes or options does Utopia Chocolate Bar · Penis Envy come in?
Cereal Milk · 5g $45.00 (sold out); Cookies & Cream · 5g $45.00 (sold out); Krispy Krunch · 5g $45.00 (sold out); Milk Chocolate · 5g $45.00 (sold out); Skor · 5g $45.00 (sold out); StrawberryM · 5g $45.00 (sold out).
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How long do edibles like Utopia Chocolate Bar · Penis Envy take to come on?
Edibles are digested first, so they usually take longer to come on. Start with a small piece and wait before taking more.
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Can I add Utopia Chocolate Bar · Penis Envy to a bundle?
Yes. Any 3 products save 10%, 4 save 15%, 5 save 20% and 6 or more save 25%. Open the bundle builder.
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How fast can I get Utopia Chocolate Bar · Penis Envy?
Same-day in Toronto, Ottawa and Gatineau in 3–5 hours; express under 3 hours; Canada-wide in 2–5 business days. Free over $120.
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How do I pay for Utopia Chocolate Bar · Penis Envy?
By Interac e-Transfer. After you place the order, you get the payment details by email; we prepare your order once the transfer arrives. How e-Transfer payment works.
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How should I store Utopia Chocolate Bar · Penis Envy?
Keep sealed, away from heat and direct sun, and out of reach of children and pets.
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